I'm going to introduce a sliding scale whereby the winner of heat one is automatically put through into heat 3, bypassing heat 2 and then the winner of heat 2 automatically is put through to heat 4 with the winner of heat 1 and the runner up of the play offs.
Once the winners are in place, we can concentrate on another set of heats and the winner of those will fly to Exotic Milton Keynes to participate in a final set of heats where the winner will be whisked off for a press Q&A session which may or may not be televised live on sky news.
The above is all non-sense.
Or I could just
post them. Yep, I'll just
post them
